Monday, December 7, 2009

These Are Not Your Mom’s Bikinis

INTRODUCING THE C STRING!!

I PERSONALLY LOVE IT!!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

FOR THE PERSON THAT HAS EVERYTHING!!

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RANDOM!!

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Sunday, October 11, 2009

THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE JACKASS!!!

WATCH THIS SHOW NOW FUCKERS!!!


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WORTH A LOOK!!!

MICRO BIKINI HEAVEN!!!








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MIGHT COME IN HANDY ONE COLD AFTERNOON!!!!

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FUCK.....

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I DONT THINK I NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE....

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

TEXAS FIGHT SONG......FREESTYLE!!!

MACK BROWN IS FUNNY!! WHO KNEW?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

DAMN IF THIS DOES NOT LOOK A LOT LIKE KEVIN HUGHES!!!!



Man Dons Mask for Speed-Camera Photos
(Sept. 8) - An Arizona man who has been served 37 speeding tickets in the mail is refusing to pay them because he says the pictures captured by the state's photo-enforcement cameras don't show that it's him driving, AZcentral.com reported Tuesday.
The photos on the tickets all show the driver wearing a monkey mask.Skip over this content

Arizona Department of Public Safety
This image captured by a speed camera in Phoenix shows a driver wearing a monkey mask. While the car belongs to Dave Vontesmar, he claims it's not him.
"Not one of them there is a picture where you can identify the driver," said Dave Vontesmar, a flight attendant who works at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. "The ball's in their court. I sent back all these ones I got with a copy of my driver's license and said, 'It's not me. I'm not paying them.' "
But police disagree and say they've been watching him closely.
"We watched him four different times put the monkey mask on and put the giraffe-style mask on," Officer Dave Porter told AZcentral.com. "Based on surveillance, we were positive that Vontesmar was the driver."
Still, Vontesmar is confident that he won't have to pay the fines, which could exceed $6,500.
"It's obviously a revenue grab," he said of the new photo-enforcement program. "They're required by law to ID the driver of the vehicle. If they can't identify the driver or the vehicle by the picture, what are they doing to identify the driver?"
Arizona police are having a hard time getting a lot of speeders to pay tickets they receive in the mail.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

ANNIE LEIBOVITZ YOU DUMB BITCH!!!

D-Day for Annie Leibovitz as she must repay £16m by today... or lose everything


D-Day: Annie Leibovitz must repay a £16million debt by tomorrow or facing losing the rights to her life's work

D-Day: Annie Leibovitz must repay a £16million debt by tomorrow or facing losing the rights to her life's work

Famed celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz faces losing everything today with just hours to go before she must repay a £16million loan - or lose her four homes and the rights to her life's work.

As if things weren't bad enough, yesterday an Italian cameraman sued her for passing off his pictures as her own.

Miss Leibovitz, 59, whose controversial pictures include a series of the Queen and 1991’s famous nude of a heavily pregnant Demi Moore, is said to earn at least £3million a year from Vanity Fair magazine, and freelance assignments.

Her fame and the price tag for her work have grown since she first hit the headlines with a photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono curled naked in a foetal position, taken just hours before the ex-Beatle was shot in 1980.

But she is struggling under a mountain of debt after a series of financial bungles.

And yesterday Italian photographer Paolo Pizzetti claimed Miss Leibovitz used photos he took in Venice and Rome, and passed them off as her own in a 2009 calendar for a coffee company.

Mr Pizzetti said he took the photos to illustrate locations for Miss Leibovitz, who was then supposed to take her own pictures. He is seeking a court order to stop the images from being used and £183,000 for copyright infringement.

A far bigger headache is the Tuesday deadline she faces to repay £16million to a New York company described as ‘an upmarket pawn shop’ that specialises in short-term loans.

Court papers show that the company, Art Capital Group, loaned Miss Leibovitz £16million to pay off all her debts which include £10million in overdue mortgages on four properties; about £2million in taxes, unpaid since 2004; and at least £500,000 to stylists and designers who worked for her.

Two of Leibovitz's most famous images: First, John Lennon and Yoko Ono in a photograph taken the day he was shot to death...

Two of Leibovitz's most famous images: First, John Lennon and Yoko Ono in a photograph taken the day he was shot to death...

... And second, the Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover from 1991

... And second, the Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover from 1991

ACG took the properties – three historic town houses in New York’s trendy Greenwich Village and a country estate in Rheinbeck, upstate New York, as collateral for the loan along with all rights to her past and future work.

When she failed to meet a scheduled payment deadline in July, they sued for breach of contract and a judge gave Miss Leibovitz until Tuesday to pay back the full £16 million.

Today experts said Miss Leibovitz’s best bet was to file for bankruptcy reorganization, which would protect her assets and give her time to refinance.

Miss Leibovitz’s spokesman, Matthew Hiltzik, accused ACG of harassment. He said: ‘There has been tension and dispute since the beginning.’

ACG spokesman Montieth Illingworth said: ‘We have clear contractual rights and will protect them in any scenario.’

Monday, August 10, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

JODY B IN THE MUTHA FUCKIN HIZOUSE!!!!

MY GOOD FRIEND JODY SHOWED HIS UGLY FACE IN CARY ON TUESDAY!!


GETTING DRUNK AT THE BAR JODY TRIES TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH OF A DORK HE IS!!!




WE LOOK LIKE THE OSCAR THE GROUCH!!!




IT WAS FUN BY ALL






JODY GOT DRUNK AND THEN THIS CHICK THREW HERSELF AT HIM BUT HE WAS TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!



TOO BAD!!






COLLEGE TOP TEN AND TEXAS IS NUMBER #2

I REALLY THINK THEY SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE!!!

HOOK EM HORNS BIZATCHES!!!


USA Today Poll
1. Florida (53) 0-0 1,466
2. Texas (4) 0-0 1,386
3. Oklahoma (1) 0-0 1,358
4. USC (1) 0-0 1,321
5. Alabama 0-0 1,134
6. Ohio State 0-0 1,126
7. Virginia Tech 0-0 1,020
8. Penn State 0-0 988
9. LSU 0-0 917
10. Mississippi 0-0 889
11. Oklahoma State 0-0 861
12. California 0-0 711
13. Georgia 0-0 707
14. Oregon 0-0 694
15. Georgia Tech 0-0 559
16. Boise State 0-0 542
17. TCU 0-0 461
18. Utah 0-0 404
19. Florida State 0-0 371
20. North Carolina 0-0 293
21. Iowa 0-0 257
22. Nebraska 0-0 236
23. Notre Dame 0-0 194
24. Brigham Young 0-0 178
25. Oregon State 0-0 165

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

THIS JUST MAKES ME LAUGH DAMN IT!!!!

THE SONG THEY SELECTED FOR THIS KICKS ASS!!! WHO DOESN'T LOVE A LITTLE MR MISTER!!!

SCREW CARY NORTH CAROLINA!!! THIS IS WHERE I LIVE!!! RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD ACTUALLY!!!





HE'S MAD AS HELL AND HE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!CARY (WTVD) -- A Cary resident said he was upset about a road project and what it's done to his front yard, so he painted a big message across the front of his house. "Screwed by the Town of Cary" was painted across the house on Maynard Road, just west of Kildaire Farm Road. David Bowden said if some found the message a little offensive, it was not as bad as what he was going to write."My opinion of Cary isn't too high," Bowden said.Bowden said the town raised the roadbed and tore up the front of his property. Now, water is damaging his foundation and flooding his crawlspace."They don't know that water runs down hill," Bowden said. "So every bit of the water that falls on this side of the street comes down, goes under my house."Bowden, a triple bypass patient who had his toe amputated last week, can't climb a ladder. So on Friday, he paid someone $200 to paint the message.The message has not only gotten the attention of those passing by, but Town of Cary officials as well.They contend Bowden has had water issues for at least a decade and that part of the problem was his gutter system."They acted like I don't know my butt from my left foot," Bowden said. "And I know my left foot because it's only got four toes on it."Town officials said they have actually improved the drainage and are willing to put in an additional drain to try to re-route more of the runoff. "But Mr. Bowden has said, 'No. Stay off my property. Just pay for the house'," said Mike Bajorek with the Town of Cary.
Bowden said the only solution was for the town to buy his house.Meanwhile, his message violates the town's sign ordinance.He may soon be fined $500 for every day it stays up."I guess it'll just have to stay up there 'til they take the house," Bowden said.Town of Cary officials said they haven't started levying the fines yet. But, when they do the fine would be $100 for the first day, $250 the second and $500 on third and every day after, until the sign is gone.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

THIS WILL KEEP YOU BUSY FOR AWHILE!!!

http://www.maxim.com/hotties/hsearch.html

THE BEST COACHES OF ALL TIME!!!

1. John Wooden, college basketball

2. Vince Lombardi, NFL
3. Bear Bryant, college football
4. Phil Jackson, NBA
5. Don Shula, NFL
6. Red Auerbach, NBA
7. Scotty Bowman, NHL
8. Dean Smith, college basketball
9. Casey Stengel, MLB
10. Knute Rockne, college football
11. Pat Summitt, women's college basketball

12. Paul Brown, NFL
13. Joe Paterno, college football
14. George Halas, NFL
15. Chuck Noll, NFL
16. Bob Knight, college basketball
17. Joe Gibbs, NFL
18. Tom Landry, NFL
19. Mike Krzyzewski, college basketball
20. Bill Belichick, NFL
21. Adolph Rupp, college basketball

22. Joe McCarthy, MLB
23. Eddie Robinson, college football
24. Bobby Bowden, college football
25. John McGraw, MLB
26. Bill Walsh, NFL
27. Woody Hayes, college football
28. Connie Mack, MLB
29. Bud Wilkinson, college football
30. Pat Riley, NBA
31. Pete Newell, college basketball

32. Joe Torre, MLB
33. Bill Parcells, NFL
34. Tom Osborne, college football
35. Walter Alston, MLB
36. Bo Schembechler, college football
37. Toe Blake, NHL
38. Sparky Anderson, MLB
39. Al Arbour, NHL
40. Amos Alonzo Stagg, college football
41. Tony La Russa, MLB
42. Geno Auriemma, women's college basketball
43. Dick Irvin, NHL
44. Ara Parseghian, college football
45. Chuck Daly, NBA
46. Bobby Cox, MLB
47. Hank Iba, college basketball
48. Tommy Lasorda, MLB
49. Gregg Popovich, NBA
50. Herb Brooks, NHL
51. BRUCE JONES!!!!!


I THINK THE 51ST OUGHT TO BE A LITTLE HIGHER ON THE LIST!!!

JOHN WOOTEN GETS VOTED AS NUMBER ONE COACH!!!


John Wooden Crowned As The Best Coach Of All Time




John Wooden, the legendary basket ball coach, who had glittered the world of basket ball through his subtle yet brilliant tactics was voted as the greatest basket ball coach of all time by ‘The Sporting News’.

Wooden, now 98 years old, has been one of the brightest stars that the basket ball court has ever witnessed. A panel of 118 renowned and distinguished coaches from various sports were put together by ‘The Sporting News’ to rate the 50 greatest U.S. coaches from all sports.

The much awaited result did not come as a surprise as many believed that the 98 year old living legend truly deserved the honor. Wooden was a runaway winner as he picked up 57 first class votes. The margin of votes between the top spot and the second spot reflected a massive gap as the second spot was held by the Green Bay Packers legend, Vince Lombardi, who secured as many as 27 votes.

Following Vince were Bear Bryant, Phil Jackson, Don Shula, Red Auerbach, Scotty Bowman, Dean Smith, Casey Stengel and Knute Rockne.

Although Wooden doesn’t travel much any more due to his age barrier and remains curbed within his wheel chair, still his wit, modesty and his sharp mind are intact. When asked about what he felt after being considered as the best coach of all time, Wooden with utmost modesty said, “No one is deserving of being called the very best. No one.” Wooden then raised his fingers to point out the middle aged men who had been once his young men. “They are the ones who make coaches.

Coaches help. But if you do not have the youngsters, you are not going to do the job,” quipped the living legend.

He was warmly welcomed and honored on Wednesday which was attended by his family along with the former players.

EXTREME PICTURES





Friday, July 24, 2009

I DONT THINK IS THAT BIG OF A DEAL BUT HERE IS THE VIDEO THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT ON EVERY SPORTS TALK SHOW!

CHECK IT OUT HERE

http://ebaumnation.com/2009/07/22/jordan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james




NO REAL BIG DEAL. HE CAN'T BLOCK THEM ALL I GUESS!!!

I GUESS I WILL BE MOVING TO RHODE ISLAND SOON!!!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

STEWART CINK ON LETTERMAN

I REALLY LOVE #6



IF JERRY JONES HAS NOT COME UP WITH ANOTHER WAY TO GET A FOOTBALL PLAYER ON THE COWBOYS

http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/news.cfm?id=9E88FBDB-AAF1-58FE-7D1EA470CB9A2DD5

JESSI HOLLEY WON THE NEW SPIKE REALITY SERIES 4TH AND LONG. IT WASNT TO BAD OF A SHOW AND I CAN SEE IT BEING A REGULAR THING FOR ALL SPORTS VERY SOON.

NOT A BAD IDEA REALLY

Jesse Holley when got the phone call from a friend when he was in athletic department at the University of North Carolina, he thought it was a joke. The friend told him to try out a reality show in which the winner would be getting a place on the Cowboy’s training camp.

Holley played four years at North Carolina, before he worked for a short stretch with the Cincinnati Bengals and British Columbia Lions of the Canadian Football League, for a security monitoring company and used to sell cell phones. When he reached 25 he thought his football career is done.

“I didn’t give the show much thought at first,” Holley said in an interview. “But it was a chance and the more I thought about it…”

Holley was a member of the Tar Heel’s 2005 national championship basketball team, on Monday he was selected winner of Micheal Irvin’s 4th and Long on Spike TV. He was put to 80th and the final roster spot as his prize when the Cowboys were at training camp in San Antonio on July 28.

Holley is 6-3 feet of height and weighs 215 pounds and got speed of 4.5seconds in the 40-yard dash. Irvan added in Holleys abilities that, he is a quickest learners he came across.

“He’d pick up things immediately,”

Irvin said.

“If I am a coach and I see him implement something right away, I know I have a player.”

“Jesse Holley, the Cowboys can use you,”

said Irvin


JESSE HOLLEY PLAYED FOOTBALL AT THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA. SO IT IS NICE TO SEE A LOCAL BOY WON THE SHOW AND IS HEADING TO DALLAS TO HOPEFULLY PLAY FOR AMERICAS TEAM!!!


GO DALLAS!!!

THE GREATEST WEBSITE FOR TITS!!!

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NOT ONE OF MY BETTER DAYS!!!!

THIS IS SO TRUE!!!!



SOCIAL MEDIA IS FOR FAGS!!!


BUT BLOGGING IS COOL????

TRAGEDY!!!!

Pillsbury Dough Boy Dies At Age 71
9 June 2009 9 Comments

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes touch-the-tummyin the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemi2513532481_33fb8e7aff_oma delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE WORSE TODAY!!!

http://espn.go.com/espn/thelife/salary/?athleteId=4328868

WHAT IS IT....SWEEPS WEEK FOR THE LOCAL NEWS!!!!

http://www.wral.com/news/local/video/5613368/

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL ADVERTISING!!!!



THE NAME AINT TOO BAD EITHER!!!!

http://www.fatasstequila.com/

ART OR VANDALISM!!!! I SAY ART!!!

Barrel ‘monster’ gets N.C. student arrested

Police call it vandalism, but supporters say it’s creative street art

RALEIGH, N.C. - When Joseph Carnevale chopped up three stolen orange and white traffic barrels from a construction site to create a massive sculpture of a roadside monster thumbing a ride, the North Carolina college student said he saw it as a form of street art.

Raleigh, N.C., police just saw vandalism.

They dismantled the 10-foot "barrel monster" and arrested Carnevale. Hundreds of online supporters want the charges dropped and the publicity has turned the history major and part-time construction worker into a local celebrity.

WORLDS BIGGEST TITS


I HAVE SEEN BIGGER!!!

ERIN ANDREWS NAKED!!!! BUT DONT LOOK UNLESS YOU WANT A VIRUS AS BAD AS THE ONES YOU GET FROM THE HUN!!!

SOMEONE PULLED A PEEPING TOM ON ERIN ANDRES AND SHE GOT VIDEOTAPED NAKED IN HER HOTEL ROOM!!!


I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT BUT BE CAREFUL!!!



WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT SEVERAL SITES THAT CLAIM TO HAVE IT ACTUALLY DO NOT!! BUT THEY WILL GIVE YOU A NASTY VIRUS INSTEAD. ONE AS BAD AS KEVIN GOT FROM TOBIN!!!

Friday, July 17, 2009

I THOUGHT I WAS A FREAK!!

THIS IS ONE WEIRD SHOW. SOME OF IT IS HOT AND SOME OF IT IS JUST PLAIN WEIRD!!!!



http://g4tv.com/sexyladies/

MY DAD HAD THE FARAH FAUCET POSTER I HAD HEATHER THOMAS



THIS WAS THE POSTER I HAD IN MY ROOM FOR YEARS.

CREATURES LIVING IN OUR SEWERS!!!





Raleigh -- It looks like blob of wriggling pudding staring out through a single, puckered eye. You can see it caught on camera, clinging to the concrete pipes below Raleigh's Cameron Village: the Sewer Monster.

It's really a colony of prehistoric creatures known either as bryozoans or moss animacules, thousands of wormlike animals, biologists report. Clustered together in a glistening mass, they feed through tentacles on whatever floats past. More common in ponds, they have turned up in a set of sanitary sewer pipes under one of the country's oldest shopping centers.

Shacked up in a six-inch sewer main, the clusters of worms are about the size of a golf ball, estimates Ed Buchan, an environmental coordinator with the city. But the video footage, captured with a tiny, snakelike camera, makes the monster appear at man-eating size to viewers watching at home.

That may explain why a two-minute video tour of the Sewer Monster's lair has spread across the Web like flesh-eating bacteria, prompting nationwide cries of horror and disgust.

"Mystery Life Form in NC Sewer!" read one headline, followed by this comment: "It looks like meat. HEART MEAT!"

Raleigh Public Utilities Director Dale Crisp said the video was not shot by the city, but rather by a contractor hired by the property owner. Lynne Worth, property manager for Cameron Village, was out of the office on Wednesday and could not be reached for comment.

Crisp said the city first learned of the video several weeks ago when a link was sent to an employee in the stormwater division. Raleigh has two teams of employees whose sole task is to send tiny cameras into new and existing sewer lines and then review the footage for anything out of the ordinary.

This latest footage surprised even the professionals who thought they'd seen it all.

"I don't know if we've seen anything move on its own inside a sanitary sewer line," Crisp said. But shop owners in Cameron Village only laughed, especially those at North American Video, which has an impressive horror film collection.

This isn't the first time a bryozoan has ventured inside a sewer pipe. Denver's utility workers discovered some last year but opted to leave them alone. So far, said Mitch Terry, of the city's water and sanitation district, the weird cluster of creatures hasn't clogged anything.

Bryozoans are harmless, said Thomas Kwak, biologist at N.C. State University. He likened them to coral or anemone, retracting when they are disturbed, catching what they can. If they were to take on the qualities of a Sewer Monster, it would be a very slow attack. Bryozoans move at a rate of 1 to 10 centimeters a day, Kwak said.

"They can get as big as the size of a watermelon," he said.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

MY 70'S DREAM GIRL DEAD AT 62!!!


‘70s TV legend Farrah Fawcett has died from cancer at the age of 62.

YOU MUST READ THIS!!!!


READ THE CUSTOMER REVIEW AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

FUCKING FUNNY!!!

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THIS IS THE KINDA SHIT THE HUGHES BROTHERS WORE IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!

IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL AND WANT TO LAUGH READ ALL OF THE REVIEWS

IT HAS TO BE BY ONE GUY BUT WHO KNOWS. THERE ARE 2 HUGHES BROTHERS!!!

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES:
12 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars I Am Female, July 16, 2009
I am an attractive woman by beer-goggled standards. But because of my course mustache, prominent mons pubis, and ample back fat, I don't often get approached by men (even when I premiered this shirt on a Friday night at the Denny's bar). After several unsuccessful weekends, I got wise to the ways of the manhunt. I Bedazzled the words "I AM FEMALE" on the back. You can't deny the allure of three wolves on the front and the unequivocally feminine rhinestone-studded message on back.
I would have given this shirt five stars but am resentful over the $24 I had to pony up for the studding apparatus.

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THERE IS A LOT OF GREAT PICTURES ON THIS WEBSITE AND THEY ADD SOME EVERYDAY!!!

GREAT FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING!!!

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I REALLY LIKE THE POO LOG!!! IN FACT I LOOKED IT UP ON EBAY!!!!

MY BUDDY CHRISTIAN PARSON WHEN HE WAS A INTERN AT MY STUDIO


PART OF MY FETISH SERIES!!!!